3/21/2023 0 Comments Bart simpson one hand clapping"Daaaad! Don't encourage him!" Brt yelled. "Hi Stupid Flanders." said Oscar smirking. Then there was a "Hi diddly ho neighborinos!" as Ned Flanders arrived with Rod and Todd. "Eeeeeew! Too much info!" Bart yelled trying to putt the ball. This is where your mother and I conceived you boy." said Homer thinking of his younger self sneaking onto the golf course and hiding in the windmill with Marge to have sex. Homer felt very nostalgic about the windmill. Eventually they were on the windmill hole with a miniature windmill that would block balls with its blades. They bought some golf balls and time on the course. "Stupid knowitall kids." said Homer as he took the wheel and regained control of the car.Įventually they arrived at the mini golf club. "Homer! Keep you hands on the wheel!" Oscar yelled as the car veered about dangerously. "Why you little!" Homer tried to strangle him. I'm taking you out for the day so enjoy it." said Homer. He faceplants, strikes up some dirt/causes a divot (which gets him told off by the course owner), the ball goes into the rough and various other mishaps with him yelling "D'oh!" and cursing each time. We are then treated to a montage of Homer failing to hit the ball off of the tee. "Dad you lose your temper trying to tee off." Bart explained. They'll never understand the fine and quiet joy of actual golf." Homer said to himself as he drove the car. Mini golf is fun! The holes are all crazy!" said Bart. "I find it rather odd that I love mini golf but can't stand real golf." said Oscar. "Boys get in the car and we can get going!" "Guess what activity I've got." He was holding kid's golf clubs. ”How about this one? It’s funny and cute! Hehehe!” Marge held up the skateboard with the cartoon shark wearing sunglasses on it. She saw Oscar’s new skateboard on the log pile for fire wood. I don't like noisy bands with funny names either." Marge sighed. They're supposed to look like Iron Maiden or Metallica album covers." said Bart. "Mom, it's just his skateboard's underside. "Oz, I don't like snakes on flaming swords, or flaming demon skulls or anything like that in this house!" Marge saw Oscar's rather badass skateboard art. "See? Now that is one sweet ride!" said Bart. They spent the afternoon repairing and repainting his old one. Oscar realised Bart was right and threw his new skateboard onto the firewood pile. "Look, I just want to buy my new board and get outta here, okay.?" Oscar sighed. "Look I imagine some pretty weird scenarios okay?!" "I thought she'd change her mind when she saw it." Bart replied. "You can't be serious that you didn't have one train of thought that your mom wouldn't approve of you getting a tattoo? Especially since you told me she said no!" Oscar replied. "Had I known Mom really didn't want me getting a tattoo, even one dedicated to her, I'd had got a cooler design." Skateboard designs are a lot like tattoos. "Well it's your skateboard Oz, you'll be the laughing stock of the town with that design though." Bart replied. "I'm not really into picking a hard core, satanic, heavy metal, artsy design." Oscar replied. "Ugh it's not even Street Sharks merchandise! It's just a cartoon shark wearing sunglasses riding a skateboard." Bart wasn't happy with the cartoony design. However Oscar had already picked out a new skateboard. They were outside a rather rebellious skateboard store, they went inside.īart was browsing the designs. "Well mom's dropping me outside my usual haunts in town, I can take you to the skateboard store." said Bart. The skateboard, if it weren't for the paint chipping away, would have been deep blue like Oscar's sweater with a yellow and black striped snake baring its fangs and hissing while wrapped around a flaming sword. Whoa hohoho! That is one gnarly design! Did you draw this?!" Bart asked. "I've tried to! It's just really old! I have had it for most of my life!" Oscar replied. "Whoa! What did you do to your board? You really need to take better care of her!" Bart noticed the worn out skateboard. It has seen better days as it's worn out and splintered. Oscar is in the garage with his skateboard. The chalkboard gag is “I am not a 32 year old woman.”
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